In which my daughter wants to throw my phone into Typhoon Lagoon if I don't "stop working for one split second." And in which we don't hang with Tom and Suri, as we ended up doing yesterday. Now is everyone being kind to each other there in xoJane-land this moment or am I going to have to go into the comments again instead of riding Dumbo? That's not really a threat. Just joking. And hate on me if you like, just not any of my xoJane or actual children. Hate below! Teacups ahead!