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And tell me what we can do when this person is here!
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Mar 14, 2014 at 4:46pm | 32 comments

jane's phone
Cher, Beyonce, Mariah and Grumpy Cat. And who are you hanging out with this fine day?
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Mar 10, 2014 at 2:16pm | 25 comments

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What have you been doing with all that free time you weren't spending with us?
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Mar 6, 2014 at 1:20pm | 181 comments

jane's phone
Instead of joining our weekly staff meeting today, you can watch some of last week's. Or skip it and just say hi.
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Mar 5, 2014 at 2:49pm | 21 comments

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Help me be funny and I will pay you in booze (or something else you love) and a party!
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Feb 26, 2014 at 10:14am | 101 comments

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My puppies, Lemon and Balloon, clearly want you to be theirValentines! Full…
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Feb 14, 2014 at 12:20pm | 0 comments

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We're moving offices! Sooooo... who wants my breast pillows? (One to a customer.)
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Feb 11, 2014 at 7:00pm | 66 comments

jane's phone
And which words have you seen once too often lately?
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Feb 10, 2014 at 11:15am | 187 comments

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Yes, that was the first and last pun you will ever see from me
in

Feb 4, 2014 at 2:51pm | 76 comments

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I love being parodied!
in

Jan 23, 2014 at 3:41pm | 853 comments

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What pranks should I pull?
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Jan 22, 2014 at 3:16pm | 0 comments

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Watch and then let me know how much you agree or disagree with me.
in

Jan 16, 2014 at 12:39pm | 40 comments

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Please come and learn our secret to happiness.
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Jan 15, 2014 at 12:44pm | 0 comments

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What is on your mind today?
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Jan 14, 2014 at 3:07pm | 143 comments

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Let's count the ways!
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Jan 11, 2014 at 2:13pm | 0 comments

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It was too cold in our offices today, so we were all instructed towork from…
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Jan 9, 2014 at 2:06pm | 0 comments

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To join our gathering today (sometimes referred to as a staffmeeting…
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Jan 8, 2014 at 12:26pm | 0 comments

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This is what is on the floor of my taxi as I head to work this coldmorning. Care…
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Jan 7, 2014 at 8:55am | 0 comments

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I'm happy to introduce you to your new family member, Rebecca!
in

Jan 6, 2014 at 3:52pm | 44 comments

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As you can see here, I have a businesslike attitude about negativepress. And I…
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Dec 26, 2013 at 2:01pm | 0 comments

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So can you tell by this picture what I got myself for Christmas thisyear? A…
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Dec 24, 2013 at 12:32pm | 0 comments

worst mom in the world
It's not every season that such a PERFECT concept for my Worst Mom In The World series is handed to me on a silver platter like this. So let's see how many ways we can come up with to torture this little creep!
jane's phone
Do you care if your food looks pretty?
in

Dec 19, 2013 at 2:18pm | 56 comments