Did I Ever Tell You About The Day I Forgot To Insert My Tampon? 33 The Fateful Day I Forgot To Insert My Tampon
I'm Turning 30 And I'm Having My First Sober Birthday Party Ever (And I'm A Little Scared) 137 I'm Having My First Sober Birthday Party Ever (And I Think Planning It Gave Me A Relapse Dream)
How Not To Be A Dick To A Chronically Ill Person 308 How Not To Be A Dick To Someone With A Chronic Illness
xoFood: It's Friday, You're Beautiful, YOU DESERVE THIS CAKE! 106
Channeling the Jaguar, or the Things We Do To Make Us Feel Street-Safe 157 The Dumb Things We Do to Make Ourselves Feel Safe on the Streets
Life-Size Gun Target Allows You To SHOOT AT YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IN PLASTIC EFFIGY, Watch Her Bleed! (Warning: This Story is Horrible) 86 FINALLY, A Dude Can Legally Shoot At His Ex-Girlfriend And Watch Her Bleed! For Less Than A Hundred Bucks! (Warning: This Story Is Horrible)
I HAD ANOTHER "SEIZURE-LIKE" EPISODE IN PUBLIC AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED 129 SOMETIMES I LOSE CONTROL: I HAVE "SEIZURE-LIKE" EPISODES
Open Thread: I Have Low Hopes for "Hangover 3" Because Giraffe Decapitation Doesn't Make Me Laugh 93 Open Thread: Are You Going to See "Hangover 3"? Don't Know if I Will Because Giraffe Decapitation Doesn't Make Me Laugh
Putting Disgusting Things in My Body: A Review of Pizza Hut’s Crazy Cheesy Crust Pizza 177 xoFood: Pizza Hut's Crazy Cheesy Crust Pizza And I
WTF SELF: 5 Things In My Kitchen I Don't Use And Should Maybe Set On Fire 89 SPRANG CLEANING: 5 Things In My Kitchen I Don't Use
Three Reasons I'm Thankful For My Parents' Awful Divorce 35 Why I'm Grateful For My Parents' Divorce
Amanda Palmer's Got Nothing on Me: This is the Real Worst Poem Ever From My Freshman Year of College Journal 311 Amanda Palmer's Got Nothing on Me: This is the Real Worst Poem Ever About My Adolescent Period
What Was Your First Album? Here's Ours! 322 Music From The xoEditors' Pasts -- Our First Music. What's Yours?
The One Quality I Look For in People More Than Anything Else: That We Both Have Each Other's Backs 54 The One Quality I Look For More Than Anything: That We Both Have Each Other's Backs
Barbie Didn't Make Me Want To Be Skinny, But She Did Make Me Ashamed Of My Nipples 117 Barbie Made Me Feel Embarrassed To Have Nipples