I love these comments -- FMTPO.
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cars
There, amongst the Porsches, Beamers and Benzes was me, a pretty young girl in designer heels, a Celine bag, a mini dress and my truck.
diamonds
Maybe I can’t have it all. But, I can have a diamond necklace.
open thread
I'm pretty sure I would eat bugs all the time if I was convinced they were delicious.
cleaning
I can't tote clutter to paradise.
dancing
I genuinely have the worst moves ever. Here's how you can, too!
lost car
Every time I lose a card (anything important really) I tell myself, "This is it! This is the last time! I will be responsible and amazing from this day forward." And, well, you know how that story ends.
fun
My favorite comment this week is weird, and the most upvoted comment might be a little mean, and here we go!
grown ass woman
At my next grown-up shindig, I want to serve up something besides wine and beer.
mother's day
Who are these demure souls wielding garden gnomes and keepsake boxes while raising America’s youth?
Erratic Gifting For Eccentric Mothers: A List Of Possible Presents For Moms Who Don't Fit The Cliché
dancing
I genuinely have the worst moves ever. Here's how you can, too!
lost car
Every time I lose a card (anything important really) I tell myself, "This is it! This is the last time! I will be responsible and amazing from this day forward." And, well, you know how that story ends.
fun
My favorite comment this week is weird, and the most upvoted comment might be a little mean, and here we go!
grown ass woman
At my next grown-up shindig, I want to serve up something besides wine and beer.
mother's day
Who are these demure souls wielding garden gnomes and keepsake boxes while raising America’s youth?
Erratic Gifting For Eccentric Mothers: A List Of Possible Presents For Moms Who Don't Fit The Cliché
open thread
Does anyone NOT like taking personality tests?
OPEN THREAD: Are You An Introvert Or An Extravert? Let's All Take The Myers-Briggs Personality Test!
fashion
In the interest of not inviting my own bodily harm at the hands of my acquaintances, I have decided to approximate summer to the best of my ability even when the weather outside is driving me to listen to The National and brood about the void of human existence.
fun
Some of my nearest and dearest friends don't even know I still do some of this shit, so consider yourself being allowed access to The Vault.
pretentiousness
As someone who edits high schoolers’ writing in my spare time, I’ve read a lot of terrible teenage prose through the years.
Pretension is the best-case scenario, indicative if nothing else of a lively imagination.
xofood
America is playing a weird game of culinary chicken with itself, creating junk/comfort food hybrids like mac and cheese filled meatloaf.
getting organized
In which the following is discussed: murder, the mental anguish of my future children, AND CRISCO.
comments
If you give a mouse a cookie...
shoppables
Vagina-heavy television, bright eye shadow for the inept, subscription box obsessions and jewelry made from vintage wax seals. ALL SO PRETTY.
guilty pleasures
I am uncool and disgusting.
Natalie in
Fun,
guilty pleasures,
trash telly,
secrets,
Kardashians,
gross stuff,
blackheads,
pig skin is yummy
May 1, 2013 at 1:00pm | 387 comments
spooky stuff
Some people use the Internet for porn, I use it to fall down the rabbit hole of creepy stuff.
nails
As far as I know, the half-birthday celebration has no basis in any religious or cultural tradition. They do mention an un-birthday in "Alice in Wonderland," but that is any day that is not your actual birthday.
fun
My senior prom was 10 years ago. I didn’t go and I don’t regret it
