Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
If you're reading this, we'll assume you're either a bottle of red in or it's pretty tough to focus on this text because of that third tequila shot. Either way, we'll try to keep it short, because you probably have a lot of pre-Thanksgiving drinking to get back to, fueled in part by the looming holiday.
But while we're on the subject, there's been a lot of talk around the XO offices about how to handle those awkward post-election political conversations that might come up around the dinner table, because with half the nation celebrating and the other half blaming itself, they will inevitably come up.
The best thing you can do to prepare is to self-medicate, and there's no better way to self-medicate here than by buying things and then sharing what exactly it is that you bought. Share any and all of the things you're looking forward to buying on Black Friday, or maybe already impulse-purchased before the weekend of big sales, or the thing you're hoping you can con a family member into buying for you when you go home.
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