Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
For the first time in easily 20 years, I actually did put together a wish list (very similar to this gallery), except in grown-upsville. It's for my in-laws' Kris Kringle (same as Secret Santa).
I got way into it.
People have struggled with what to buy me for decades. I think they are convinced whatever I'm into is slightly beyond their scope, but truly, if it's cute and fun, I'll love it. My (over-$50) Kris Kringle list has Pillar Box Red Original Short Gloss Wellies by Hunter right at the top. I'm easy.
Still need shopping ideas for a possibly tricky weirdo? Try this McPadden-curated booty under $50.