Obnoxiously Objectifying Thursdays! Part I: Sean Bean

"O'er the hills and o'er the main / Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain / King George commands and we obey / Over the hills and far away..."
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"O'er the hills and o'er the main / Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain / King George commands and we obey / Over the hills and far away..."

Whether he’s clutching his musket (fnar), brandishing his sword (phwoar) or riding his mighty steed (wahey!), Sean Bean as Sharpe is as manly a man can be. Watch him smugly walking the red carpet, a swooning starlet on each arm, smirking because he knows he’s a hundred times more macho than every other actor in Hollywood. His staring-flintily-into-the-middle-distance skills are unsurpassed and he’s also a first class swashbuckler.

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Sean Bean!

Why do you think they picked him to play Boromir in Lord of the Rings? Vronsky in Anna Karenina? The angry man in Black Death? Eddard-freaking-Stark in Game of Thrones. Because he’s cool. And hard. And scary but in a noble ‘I’ll defend you m’lady to the death’ way. Oh and he went to RADA and toured with the RSC. SWOON.

And because people in TV shows are REAL, here’s a montage showing Sean Bean/Sharpe sexily mourning his hot, feisty, dead Spanish wife.

Do you share our slightly creepy obsession with Mr Bean? Who do you think we should obnoxiously objectify next? Discuss!

Picture Credit: Rex Features