Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
(500) Days of Summer, and particularly his "just had sex" Hall & Oates musical scene, reignited the flame. I was reminded of such salient facts as: "he has dimples" and "he raises his eyebrows cutely" (Is cutely a word? For Joseph, it should be.)
And then...some time around Inception he got all "sexy" and I had to share him with people who liked their men manly - sharp suits, muscles and smouldering eyes - you know, the usual.
"OK FINE," I sighed. "I suppoooose I can handle this new Joseph. But that's because it's True Love™. My loyalty conquers superficial changes, because I know the real him."
And then he did this, and now I guess I just have to share him with everyone. Including, like, all the gay men ever. Transition from cute teen flick nice guy to super studly pillar of machismo: complete.
Picture Credit: Rex Features