In case you can’t tell what I am doing, I am bending JUST the first joint in every finger. It’s way grosser in person, especially when I take my claw-like hand and gently pet your head. Trust me.
(1:01 - 1:10 is my favorite part.)
I Almost Died Of A Mysterious Illness In A Developing Country And It Changed Me Forever 192 I Almost Died On A Trip To Cambodia And It Was The Best Thing To Happen To Me
A Fancy But Lazy Girl's Victory Roll Tutorial 62 A Victory Roll Tutorial For the Girl Who's Glamorous but Lazy
The UN Recommends People Eat Bugs To Combat Obesity -- And What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Put In Your Mouth? 292 DISCUSS: The UN Recommends People Eat Bugs To Lose Weight -- And What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Swallowed?
Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: Rescued By Baby Dykes & A Decision 28 Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: Rescued By Baby Lesbians & Choosing Quentin
Be Better At Makeup: How To Put On Blush Without Looking Like You Have Hives 48 How To Put On Blush Without Looking Like You Have Hives
I Worked Out For The First Time In A Month On Saturday, I’m Still Limping, And I Just Remembered I Have A Problem Binge-Exercising 61 I Just Remembered I Have A Problem Binge-Exercising
Channeling the Jaguar, or the Things We Do To Make Us Feel Street-Safe 157 The Dumb Things We Do to Make Ourselves Feel Safe on the Streets
Open Thread: What Are Your Best Netflix Recommendations? 339 Open Thread: Best Netflix Recommendations?
On Gratitude, God, Pitbulls and Making a Man Come Five Times in a Row 42 On Gratitude, God, Pitbulls and Making a Man Orgasm Five Times in a Row
Closet Cleanout: The Only 10 Pieces Of Clothing You Need 161 The Only 10 Pieces Of Clothing You'll Need
The xoJane Editors Are Doing Our Own "Most Beautiful Celebrities" List -- Who Did We Miss? 251 Here's xoJane's "30 Most Beautiful Celebrities" List -- Who Did We Forget?
Un-mastering The Art Of Self-Sabotage 13 How To Stop Self-Sabotaging
It Happened To Me: I'm Disinterested in Relationship Sex 93 It Happened To Me: I'm Not Into by the Idea of Having Sex With My Partner
It Happened to Me: I Cheated On My Wife With Someone At Work And I Hate Myself For It 366 It Happened to Me: I Had An Affair At Work And I Wish I Hadn't