In case you can’t tell what I am doing, I am bending JUST the first joint in every finger. It’s way grosser in person, especially when I take my claw-like hand and gently pet your head. Trust me.
(1:01 - 1:10 is my favorite part.)
FATSHION: A TRULY RIDICULOUS Number Of Cute Plus-Size Swimsuits To Jam Your Excellent Fat Ass Into This Summer 167 FATSHION: Presenting EVERY CUTE PLUS SIZE SWIMSUIT ON THE INTERNET, Or At Least Most Of Them
ASIAN WOMEN MAKE IDEAL WIVES: Really? This Is Still Happening? 249 I May Be Asian, But I'm Nobody's "Ideal Wife"
How Not To Be A Dick To Your Recovering Alcoholic Friend 98 How Not To Be A Dick To A Recovering Alcoholic
It Happened to Me: I Was Tricked Into Visiting A Guy Who Had An Open Relationship With His Live-In Girlfriend 95 It Happened to Me: A Guy Paid For My Flight To Visit Him And Then I Found Out He Was Already In A Relationship
NO, I DIDN'T GET STOOD UP BY A DATE, I'm Just Eating In A Fancy Restaurant By Myself -- Is That Weird? 164 Solo Dining Is THE BEST, OK? Tell Me I'm Not A Weirdo Please
I Decided to Try Being Totally Honest About My Sucky Life on Facebook 69 I'll Try Anything Once: Being Totally Honest on Social Media
21 Things Making You Fat RIGHT NOW 345 Might as Well GIVE UP, Because Everything Will Make You Fat
It Happened To Me: I Ditched My High-Paying Office Job And Rediscovered Happiness At A Hippie Community 150 It Happened To Me: I Traded My Office Job For Life At A Hippie Community
IGNORE YOUR GAG REFLEX: Two Green Juice Recipes That Are Making My Body Hate Me Slightly Less 229 JUICING IS THE NEXT BIG THING And You Heard It Here After Hearing It Everywhere Else, Pretty Much
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm The Woman Who Slept With Your Husband (And I'm Not Sorry) 748 UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm Not Sorry I Slept With Your Husband
Star Trek Writer Apologizes for "Gratuitous" and "Misogynistic" Underwear Scene -- Is This Necessary/Enough? 87 OPEN THREAD: Star Trek Writer Apologizes for "Gratuitous" and "Misogynistic" Underwear Scene
I'm A Brown Person And I Live In A Racist Country 742 I Grew Up In A Racist Country And Things Haven't Changed Much
If You Carry Around A Guitar, I Probably Want to Sex You 104 Guitars, Paperbacks, Puppies on Leashes -- I Am A Total Sucker for "First Impression Props"
I Got My Colon Irrigated, And It Was Kind Of Awkward 96 I Paid For An Hour Long Colon Cleanse And Lasted Only Ten Minutes
I Cannot Find A Bra That Fits To Save My Life 248 Why Can't I Find A Freaking Bra That Fits?