Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
To be honest I’m not sure how we reached the year 2014 without anyone ever thinking it was a good idea to walk around with a bunch of Christmas crap affixed to their facial hair. However this situation has definitely now been remedied.
Yesterday we were alerted to “Beard Baubles,” which look decidedly elegant and minimalist in comparison to how the trend has most recently manifested itself — “Jingle Beards.” Yes,Samsung has now jumped on the wagon and created a festal ‘do for each type of type of dude. “Mistletoe Madness” is the walking pash rash you can’t escape from, “The Reverse Christmas Tree” is actually quite clever, “The Iceman Cometh” is for your budding Christopher Lee, and “The Bird’s Nest” for the sensitive soul.
Unfortunately these styles don’t come with a gold star for your conscience (Beard Baubles are for charity.) Rather they’re meant to celebrate the launch of the Samsung Galaxy Note Edge, because apparently festively festooned beards are just too much awesome for your shitty iPhone to handle.
Watch the advertisement/PSA below.
Reprinted with permission from Styleite.