Here's a game we can play. This unidentified publicist is too lazy to actually look at our website and would like me to fill in the blanks for her.
I suggested a simple response.
Jane bested me.
Cat popped up at the last minute with the dark-horse entry of "doghouse sex." Can you top these suggestions?
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MERMAIDS ARE HOT: How To Bite Their Style 134 Do We All Secretly Want To Be Mermaids Or What?
Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: Rescued By Baby Dykes & A Decision 28 Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: Rescued By Baby Lesbians & Choosing Quentin
Joe Francis Is Going to Prison, But My "Girls Gone Wild" Appearance Is Still Out There 187 It Happened To Me: I Was In A "Girls Gone Wild" Video
Even Though We Don't Talk As Much Anymore, My New Mom Friends Were Real 17 Even Though We Don't Talk As Much Anymore, My New Mom Friends Were As Real As Can Be
I'm Worth More Than 20 Tacos -- And I'm Finding My Way To Self-Love After A Destructive Relationship 70 The Fat Boi Diaries: "Bad Religion," 20 Tacos, And A Journey To Self-Love
Is Anyone Else Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood? 434 Are You Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood?
I Kiss My Stuffed Pony Goodnight, And Other Things I Never Quite Grew Out Of 88 I'm A Grown Woman, But I'll Never Grow Out Of Some Things
I Watched as Sandra Bernhard Transformed Into a Star on "The King of Comedy," Which Celebrates 30 Years This Weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival 20 I Watched as Sandra Bernhard Transformed Into a Star on "The King of Comedy," Which Celebrates 30 Years This Weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival
Happy Mother's Day, Yahoo Employees! Now You Get 16 Weeks Of Maternity Leave 30 Maternity Leave Might Be Getting WAY Better In The US
Are Boys Easier to Raise Than Girls? 196 A New Survey Finds That Most People Believe Boys Are Easier To Parent Than Girls, But I'm Dubious
It Happened To Me: I Ditched My High-Paying Office Job And Rediscovered Happiness At A Hippie Community 150 It Happened To Me: I Traded My Office Job For Life At A Hippie Community
