CORGI COLUMN: What Did Your Pet(s) Wear For Halloween?

Set your stun guns to squee. Spondee was a bumble-bean this year.
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Set your stun guns to squee. Spondee was a bumble-bean this year.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Sure, maybe this quick little corgi column has a few repeated photos from Corgi Columns and Halloweens of yore, but who cares? Here's Spondee in a Halloween neck tie! 

Spondee wasn't completely enamored with the neck tie. He prefers a more complete costume. 

Spondee wasn't completely enamored with the neck tie. He prefers a more complete costume. 

I'm keeping this week's Corgi Column as short and sweet as Spondee's little legs, mostly because I drank a lot of vodka last night and the bean is looking at me forlornly because he needs to go for a walk so I can't sap my strength with writing (because, again, vodka).

If this was really bean-leg-length based, it would only be two and a half inches long (we recently measured him with an IKEA paper tape measure) so, technically, I've already gone over my limit and should get to the part where I ask you to share pet pictures.

Besides, you're not here for me. You're here for the bean. 

You're here for the bumble bean. 

Buzz. 

Buzz. 

Now, I implore you to share all manner of man's best friend(s) dressed up in fancy dress. Obviously, pets (willingly!) wearing Halloween costumes would be most thematically appropriate, but I will also accept a range of other creative options. Family photos? Go for it. Random acts of dog weddings? Also applicable. 

Before you start, here's one more necktie shot for the road:

One more time because why not?

One more time because why not?

Happy Halloween, everyone. 

I've basically given up on Instagram outside of posting bean pictures. He's even shed all over my profile picture. You're very welcome.