OMG YOU GUYS I'M SO EMBARASSED! I had to go to the doctor today for a physical and TB test as part of my foster parent certification. I totally forgot until I was in the hospital gown that I have these temporary boob tattoos.
Reminder: The other one says bitch.
He did a breast exam, ya'll! I didn't say one word. I just pretended like nothing weird was going on. This was my first time seeing this doctor and English was possibly his second language, so I felt like trying to explain would just make things worse. Nope, I just looked at the ceiling all like, "What? You've never seen a sexy bitch before?" Inside I was DYYYYYYYYYYING.
So, has anyone else been humiliated today? Did it involve your breasts? If it didn't involve your breasts, I think I win.
