Enter Clos du Bois Chardonnay, the Jon Bon Jovi of wines. A wholly safe and socially acceptable option, Clos du Bois Chardonnay is the sort of thing you might bring to a dinner with you significant other's parents. I would bring Nuvo Lemon Sorbet.
That Jane Pratt, such an enabler right? [Aw jeez. And did I tell you about the time the aforementioned Jon Bon Jovi and his wife made me dinner at their house? Oh, nevermind. ]
This week I'm giving away something we can all get excited about -- the Screaming O Mascara Vibe -- a new "massager" disguised as a makeup bag essential. You know, for getting off on the go!
To enter, simply follow@xojanedotcom on Twitter and tell me anything at all about wine or vibrators. I'm announcing the winner on Twitter first thing on Monday. Bon weekend, boomtings!