pornography

Sometimes I Get To Look At Porn At Work, And It's A Little Weird

I leaned against the counter and took in all that giant schlong until I became aware of the fact that I was seriously aroused in public. Like, people could see me.
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Fun, pornography, work, odd, erotica

2 Hours Ago | 21 comments

graduation

Don’t Fondle Your Girlfriend’s Boob In Public, Become a Bottle Service Girl, Get a Smartphone, and Everything Else I’ve Learned Since Graduating College

Hey, at least I’m learning.
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Fun, graduation, being a grownup, life lessons, college

4 Hours Ago | 60 comments

the frisky

10 Uniquely Awesome Things About Living In The South

There are a few aspects of Southern life that I’m not a big fan of (the wasps here are the size of birds), but for the most part, I already feel like Southern living is the only way to live.
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Fun, the frisky, the south

Jun 18, 2013 at 10:30am | 522 comments

lists

I HATE EVERYONE: 5 Things That Cheer Me Up When I Am Being A Jerk

Other items that perk me up include ice coffee the size of my head, and all of the cookies that there are.
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Fun, lists, i heart unicorns, unicorns, animals, babies, YouTube, etsy, mood lifters

Jun 17, 2013 at 3:30pm | 103 comments

comments

Comments Of The Week: Reality Check

Sometimes comments are as good as pizza.
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Fun, comments, meta, weekend

Jun 16, 2013 at 9:00am | 16 comments

open thread

OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home?

There's always the circus. Does the circus take in stray weirdos anymore? I could be the fat lady!
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Fun, open thread, escapism

Jun 14, 2013 at 2:30pm | 175 comments

graduates

CONGRATULATIONS: Gifts For Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself

Stumped on what to buy for the Class Of 2013? I'm here to help.
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Fun, graduates, graduation, college, university, gifts, gift guides, jewelry

Jun 14, 2013 at 1:30pm | 26 comments

the frisky

7 Fictional Father Figures Who Helped Raise Me

Being the imaginative weirdo that I was, most of my alternate dads were completely and totally fictional, but that didn’t make them any less integral to my emotional development.
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Fun, the frisky, dads, cool dads, book, tv dads, characters

Jun 14, 2013 at 10:30am | 55 comments

home appliances

LESLEY'S LIST: Five REALLY SIMPLE Happinesses I Love Right Now (Except For The Washing Machine, Which Is Not Simple At All)

Slow dancing, carbohydrates, and a spin cycle: it doesn't take much.
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Fun, home appliances, used books, television, baking

Jun 14, 2013 at 9:00am | 178 comments

home

I BOUGHT A TOTAL DUNGHEAP OF A HOUSE: A Yard Full Of Machines And Sweaty Shirtless Men

A cornice is another one of those things that seems FOR REAL boring. When things are boring, it’s hard to spend money on them, like laundry detergent or floss. But you have to because dirty clothes and rotten teeth.
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Fun, home, grilling, decorating, DIY, family

Jun 12, 2013 at 5:00pm | 79 comments

open thread

OPEN THREAD: So Does Anyone Else Sometimes Fantasize About Running Away From Home?

There's always the circus. Does the circus take in stray weirdos anymore? I could be the fat lady!
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Fun, open thread, escapism

Jun 14, 2013 at 2:30pm | 175 comments

graduates

CONGRATULATIONS: Gifts For Grads That I Wouldn't Mind Receiving Myself

Stumped on what to buy for the Class Of 2013? I'm here to help.
in
Fun, graduates, graduation, college, university, gifts, gift guides, jewelry

Jun 14, 2013 at 1:30pm | 26 comments

the frisky

7 Fictional Father Figures Who Helped Raise Me

Being the imaginative weirdo that I was, most of my alternate dads were completely and totally fictional, but that didn’t make them any less integral to my emotional development.
in
Fun, the frisky, dads, cool dads, book, tv dads, characters

Jun 14, 2013 at 10:30am | 55 comments

home appliances

LESLEY'S LIST: Five REALLY SIMPLE Happinesses I Love Right Now (Except For The Washing Machine, Which Is Not Simple At All)

Slow dancing, carbohydrates, and a spin cycle: it doesn't take much.
in
Fun, home appliances, used books, television, baking

Jun 14, 2013 at 9:00am | 178 comments

home

I BOUGHT A TOTAL DUNGHEAP OF A HOUSE: A Yard Full Of Machines And Sweaty Shirtless Men

A cornice is another one of those things that seems FOR REAL boring. When things are boring, it’s hard to spend money on them, like laundry detergent or floss. But you have to because dirty clothes and rotten teeth.
in
Fun, home, grilling, decorating, DIY, family

Jun 12, 2013 at 5:00pm | 79 comments

doppelgänger

OPEN THREAD: About That One Time I Got Mistaken for Oprah (And Who Would Play You In A Movie?)

Who's your celebrity doppelganger?
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Fun, doppelgänger, celebrity

Jun 12, 2013 at 11:30am | 152 comments

pin up

I Spent A Day As A Pin-Up Girl And I Feel So Much Better About Myself

I'm sure that in previous lifetime I was dancing in an all-night contest with a sailor on leave in New York, in a dance hall, wearing wedge heels, garters, and that swingy red dress.
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Fun, pin up, photo shoot, 40s, confidence

Jun 11, 2013 at 6:00pm | 46 comments

swim

I'm Deathly Afraid of Drowning But I'm Trying to Learn to Swim

Despite growing up in the Caribbean, I'm terrified of the water.
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Fun, swim, summer, jamaica

Jun 11, 2013 at 3:30pm | 43 comments

san francisco

I'm Visiting The West Coast For The First Time So Please Tell Me What To Do

I've been to 6 out of 7 continents and have always dreamt of California, but somehow it's just never happened. So now, I'm doing it. Solo. What should I do there?
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Fun, san francisco, Los Angeles, solo-vacation, traveling

Jun 11, 2013 at 2:30pm | 156 comments

moving

I'm Moving And It's The WORST -- Are You A Mover Or A Stayer?

While drowning in boxes, I'm contemplating the definition of home.
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Fun, moving, packing, settling down

Jun 11, 2013 at 10:00am | 89 comments

comments

Comments Of The Week: Empathy Is Not A Zero Sum Game

Comments are as good as National Donut Day!
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Fun, comments

Jun 9, 2013 at 9:00am | 89 comments

xofood

I'm Obsessed With Tomatoes, Garlic, Basil and CARBS. These are 3 Super Easy Delicious Recipes I Eat Almost Every Day

Can't get enough tomatoes, garlic, basil and CARBS? Then this post is for you.
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Fun, xoFood, how to, garlic, cooking, recipes

Jun 8, 2013 at 9:00am | 106 comments

not killing and or killing plants

HELP: All My House Plants Are Dying And I'm Taking It Personally

Between the mold, and the wilting, and the cats' insistence that they are all dinner -- the poor guys never stood a chance.
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Fun, not killing and or killing plants, plants, container gardening, garden, gardening, sore butts, butts

Jun 7, 2013 at 4:00pm | 168 comments

favorite places

The Beach, Your Bed, Your Gran's Garden; What's Your Favorite Place In The World?

Some of these places don't exist for me any more, some do, some I'll probably never be able to visit again, some hopefully I will be able to.
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Fun, favorite places, special times, memories, nostalgia

Jun 7, 2013 at 9:00am | 122 comments

gay

Open Thread For The Queers: Femme-Passing, How Do You Out Yourself, And Tribadism

While most of my friends don't give a hoot about my sexual preferences, what many don't realize is that unless I out myself, I'm going to be assumed to be straight.
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Fun, gay, queer, open thread, passing privilege, tribadism, bumping and grinding, sex, lesbian sex

Jun 6, 2013 at 4:00pm | 280 comments

xojane meetup

xoJaners in Babeland: We're Having A Meetup in NYC And YOU'RE Invited

Come meet us IRL! We'll sip bubbly and talk about vibrators.
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Fun, xoJane meetup, Babeland, sex toys, obsessive compulsive cosmetics

Jun 5, 2013 at 5:30pm | 257 comments

dark

So I Might Still Be Afraid Of The Dark

Or I just shouldn't watch scary stuff at home alone.
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Fun, dark, nightmares, monsters

Jun 5, 2013 at 2:00pm | 94 comments