bars
Boobie Trap has reminded me that objectification can be fun when you're in control of it (and when you're surrounded by literal objects).
in

Sep 12, 2014 at 9:00am | 88 comments

must-haves
weekend
The week looms before us -- are you ready? Plus, COTW!
in

Sep 7, 2014 at 3:00pm | 182 comments

weekend
I was one of two Jubilees (from X-Men) in the parade.
in

Sep 7, 2014 at 12:00pm | 60 comments

crying
Ever blown a snot-bubble over a dropped kettle chip? Welcome.
in

Sep 5, 2014 at 5:00pm | 278 comments

flying
Three flights in eight days have been diverted because of passenger battles over reclining seats. Because flying is normally such a pleasant and relaxing experience?
in

Sep 4, 2014 at 9:00am | 523 comments

oreos
The root beer cream itself is somewhat thicker and a little chalkier than its pale friend, but the root beer flavor is there in all of its artificial glory.
the frisky
As it turns out, Hello Kitty has a whole complicated backstory that most of us have heard nothing about. If there’s nothing to hide, why wasn’t she more transparent about her past?
in

Sep 3, 2014 at 11:30am | 53 comments

weekend
I love summer. Summer beauty is a little harder sometimes. But the COTW is always in fashion.
fun
By alluding to our problems, but not stating them outright, we give our Facebook friends the opportunity to self-select as bad news recipients.
in
Fun

Aug 30, 2014 at 1:00pm | 26 comments

weekend
If you're in the US, are you working on Labor Day? Do you have other plans?
grammar
Here are some examples of how to use the hyphen as a modifier, using characters from “Dawson’s Creek” just because I can.
in

Aug 29, 2014 at 8:00pm | 118 comments

cleaning
arby's
Though the Meat Mountain is technically a "secret" (you can't find it listed on their menu), the people at Arby's are very accommodating when you order one.
beyonce
If I could have a room in my house dedicated to the perfection that is Beyoncé, I would do it.
1960s
With headlines like "Are Boys Pretty?" and "Pot Shots: Marijuana Review," this has to be good.
in

Aug 28, 2014 at 12:30pm | 68 comments

gifts
A thoughtful gift can mean a lot, and it's still cheaper than a hotel room.
travel
I'm sure the UK still rings with my cry of, "WAIT! I need a picture for Creepy Corner!"
in

Aug 26, 2014 at 9:00am | 71 comments

weekend
I've been putting things off this week. Though I'd never put off sharing the COTW with you.
in

Aug 24, 2014 at 3:00pm | 128 comments

weekend
weekend
Sundays demand the kind of movie that will clear your mental clouds and buoy your heart without asking anything in return, like rapt attention or postponed bathroom breaks or, dare I even speak it, putting on shoes.
smells
And by happy, I mean probably rot.
in

Aug 22, 2014 at 9:00am | 282 comments

weekend
Have you checked for traps and searched for treasure? Also, as usual, the COTW!