Let's Play A Game: What Is This Show About?

And why is this actress wearing a dress full of spikes?

Sep 6, 2011 at 12:00pm | Leave a comment

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One of the things I like about taking the train all the time is that even though I don't watch a lot of TV shows I at least know which ones are new and who is in them, you know,  and all the really IMPORTANT stuff. Anyways, so this s a new show coming to ABC called "REVENGE."

But what I really want to know is, why is she (and WHO is she? Her name isn't even on the poster!) wearing a spaghetti strap dress that morphes into some kind of porcupine racetrack collision? Is she taking revenge because they made her wear that dress? Is the dress taking revenge on her? 

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Please help me figure this out below, otherwise I fear this show will become my new "Burn Notice" (and no, I still don't know what that one's about either).