Nothing's chicer than a 90-lb. 15-year-old with a cig, I always say...
I Heart Promiscuous Women, Even Though Science Says I'm Not Supposed To 178 F*ck You, Science, I Love Promiscuous Women
My Dog Threw Up On My Face This Morning, He's Wearing The Cone Of Shame, And He's Really Helping Me Pick Up Guys 73 My Dog Threw Up On My Face This Morning, And He's Really Helping Me Pick Up Guys
So, Sometimes I Buy Food With No Plans Of Eating It: On Fear, Food Hoarding, And Feeling Safe 119 WEIRD COPING STRATEGIES: Is There An Eating Disorder Specifically About Hoarding Food?
Successful, Female and a Little Scary? Let Me Translate That For You. It's Pronounced "Crazy" 82 Stop Calling Women "Crazy" -- It's Harmful, Reductive and Sexist as Hell
xoGain: DIY Ice Cream From The Resourceful Stoner In Me 74 The Resourceful Stoner: Ice Cream With No Ice Cream Maker
I Packed Up My Life Into A Camper To Be A Full-Time Executive Weirdo Do-Gooder And Give Away Pie All Over The Country 98 I Travel Around The Country In A Camper Giving Away Free Pie
How Loving Up On Another Woman Helped Me Love Myself 77 How Having Sex With Women Taught Me to Love Myself
I HATE EVERYONE: 5 Things That Cheer Me Up When I Am Being A Jerk 103 MAKE ME A UNICORN: And 4 Other Mood Lifters!
I Still Make More Money Than Ed; The Continuing Adventures Of Our Marital Finances 71 I Make More Money Than My Partner, Part Two
What Do Rapists Think About Rape Jokes? 52 What Do Rape Jokes Make Rapists Think?
I Bought A Total Dungheap Of A House: I Might Still Be High On Awful Floor Stain Fumes? 99 I Bought A Total Dungheap Of A House: A Complete And Utter Flooring Failure
It Happened to Me: My Mostly-Male Army Platoon Tried To Sell Me For A Goat 130 It Happened To Me: My Platoon In Iraq "Joked" About Trying To Sell Me For A Goat (And It Wasn't Funny)
Mondegreens: xoJane Editors' Most Embarrassing Misheard Lyrics 642
HANDS FREE SELFIES: And Other Inventions That Would Improve My Life 108