A glimpse into the first day of New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2015.
I’m still stuck with the mark on my hand, a permanent reminder of that time I didn’t stand up for myself.
Introducing the Facekini, a swim mask that lets you protect your precious face skin, scare small children, and look like a condom with eyes.
So let us harken back to Sassy's days of yore and marvel over the fact that their fashion spreads were killing it.
A moment of silence for all the years I spent NOT wearing crop tops, please.