Is This Pregnancy Porno?

My sister might be a ho?

Jul 18, 2011 at 9:02am | Leave a comment

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Living in NYC, it's easy to forget that some things are scandalous. Take, for instance, my hot pregnant sister, who lives in Chicago, is 31, happily married to a great guy, employed and enjoying the good life.

Throughout her baby-carrying phase, she's been subjected to all kinds of commentary, lots of which is not vocal. She told me she gets all kinds of "looks," and enough small comments to make her think people think she's a case of teen pregnancy -- especially when out visiting our parents in the suburbs, where almost everyone her age ... well, they don't look like she does.

We're at our parents' house right now preparing for her baby shower this weekend. She just walked up to me in this cute, form-fitting raspberry tank dress and asked, "Do I look like porno pregnancy?" Apparently last time she wore this, she got lots of disgusted looks. Also, she said, "It's 90 degrees and I'm fucking pregnant."

Is she a skank or do these people just have a big problem? (Hint: She's not a skank.)

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