Welcome to our second chapter of the THE MOST KANDID KARDASHIAN INTERVIEW EVER -- click here if you missed Part One!
OK, so during our interview at Jane Radio/Sirius XM headquarters in Manhattan, Jane and I got down to business -- well, as best we could, because our segment got cut kind of short -- and asked Kim, Khloe and Kourtney some rawther unkomfortable questions.
(Fine, Jane wasn't uncomfortable, and neither were the Kardashians! It was just me -- mainly about the gay rumor stuff. I buried my face in my hands for that part, but they were really nice and funny about it all.)
Anyway -- enjoy!
Jane: So which of the inappropriate questions from the xoJane--
Cat: ARG. You guys, we have some really crazy questions and I just want you NOT to hate ME for asking them. Because, again, I’m so your biggest fan!
Jane: We asked our readers at xoJane.com what questions we should ask you today and they were flooded. We had a Kountdown to Kardashians Kalendar and all this stuff -- like we were super excited, right? So, Cat, which question should we pick?
Cat: (pointing at list) We should go with that one.
Jane: Oh you want go with that one?! I was going to go with is Chris well endowed? But okay. All the gay guys in our office want this to be true. Rob and Scott.
Kourtney: Like -- did they ever hook up?
Khloe: Only on Wednesdays.
Kim: I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. I always say that.
Kourtney: They're, like, obsessed with each other. (to her sisters) What IS that double kiss they do?
Kim: They love to kiss.
Kourtney: Rob and Lamar kiss. They kiss each other on their cheeks, this is so awkward, I don’t know what it is about them. But I will say, Scott and Lamar are both only children, and Robert is basically an only child because he is a boy and we, like, don’t talk to him. So maybe they're all so desperate for affection that it’s like their own little ménage a trois.
Jane: Good answer. Thank you so much for being on Jane Radio.
Khloe: That’s it?! That’s all the inappropriate questions?!
Jane: We’re getting the hook -- they're telling us we're out of time! Okay, wait -- is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don't really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents'.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It's like an elephant's trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like "Oh, stop it, you two."
Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.
Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.
Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
Kourtney: He never has any!
Jane: So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all doing fine in that department. So we don’t need to say anything more about it.
Khloe: We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.
And there you have it: THE MOST KANDID KARDASHIAN INTERVIEW EVER! Did you enjoy it? I sure as hell did! Leave your thoughts in the comments section, please!