Katie Price: journalist
Did you know that Katie Price, glamour model, author and purveyor of clothes for horse riding is also a journo?
Yep, she has her own column in the Sun on Sunday, and used it this week to lay into one of my favourite lady celebs, Victoria Beckham.
She wrote: 'Cue Misery Spice, who couldn't muster up a single smile for all those fans who have made her what she is.
'Perhaps her bunions were killing her again, or maybe her tight dress meant she had problems holding in her wind - but it felt more like a case of her thinking: "I'm in fashion now dah-lings. All this is just SO beneath me".'
Victoria Beckham responded by saying… oh who am I kidding, Vicky B couldn’t give a toss what Katie Price has to say.
She’s probably too busy on the phone to Katie Holmes telling her it’s fine to turn her Scientology sauna into walk-in closet.