Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis on a one-way train to splitsville

Do you think this means Johnny Depp will marry me???
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June 21, 2012
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Johnny Depp, split, celeb gossip, vanessa paradis

I’m a bit late to the game with this one as it was announced yesterday (but I’ve been busy launching a site, PEOPLE).

But anyway, sob away at the end of the world’s Cutest Couple Ever™. Yes, that’s right, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split after 14 years. This is despite the fact that they a) seemed to be more in love than any couple in the history of the world ever and b) they look really, really, really similar (not a pre-requisite for a happy relationship, but it must help).

The couple have denied that they’ve been on the rocks for over a year, and haven’t been seen in public together since 2010. Earlier this week, Johnny Depp’s publicist announced that the two had ‘amicably separated.’

Anyway, this news has raised two questions for me. Firstly, is Kate Moss doing a victory dance in her bedroom? And secondly, does anyone else, when they hear that a hot male celebrity is newly single, secretly think they might be in with a chance with them?

Is that just me? Anyone? Tumbleweed?