Pretty much all my hair care revolves around wanting to be glamorous, but also being kind of lazy.
beauty tutorial
xofood
I found the recipe on Pinterest, it contained beets, and it contained kombucha. ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE THAT THIS WAS NOT GOING TO WORK OUT.
dollar stores
I've learned that tracking expenses in an Excel spreadsheet makes my OCD flare, making lemonade out of lemons that are about to expire is not for the weary, and my life is not a laboratory experiment that I want to exact rules on.
manicures
Because I'll be damned if the French are going to have a nail polish look that I can't dupe at home.
cake
A little slice of this and you'll be in Victoria Sponge rhapsody.
diy
Happy hour is great until the next morning, when you've got to throw up a pony tail and try not to puke while learning to lay tile so you can have a bathroom floor, because you really need a toilet in your days-away home.
distressed clothes
Let’s file our talons to menacing points and rip up all of our clothes, mkayyyyy? SUMMER BREAK FOREVER, BITCHES.
home
I've finally figured out how to clean my house mostly using stuff you could eat in a zombie apocalypse.
xofood
PUT DOWN THAT BLUE BOX RIGHT NOW. Here's my go-to recipe for perfect, gooey, delicious homemade macaroni and cheese. (With a bonus gluten-free option that's just as amazing.)
money
I challenged myself to do at least one "Fun & Free" activity every day this week to bust my slump -– like a challenge within a challenge.
diy
Happy hour is great until the next morning, when you've got to throw up a pony tail and try not to puke while learning to lay tile so you can have a bathroom floor, because you really need a toilet in your days-away home.
distressed clothes
Let’s file our talons to menacing points and rip up all of our clothes, mkayyyyy? SUMMER BREAK FOREVER, BITCHES.
home
I've finally figured out how to clean my house mostly using stuff you could eat in a zombie apocalypse.
xofood
PUT DOWN THAT BLUE BOX RIGHT NOW. Here's my go-to recipe for perfect, gooey, delicious homemade macaroni and cheese. (With a bonus gluten-free option that's just as amazing.)
money
I challenged myself to do at least one "Fun & Free" activity every day this week to bust my slump -– like a challenge within a challenge.
home
I’ve been going to the bathroom in a Home Depot bucket for months at this point, usually in my future bedroom closet.
food
There are certain consumables that I must put in my body EVERY time I am at Disneyworld. One of these is Dole Pineapple Whip, aka The Edible Smile of God.
pinterest
I was starting to worry that you all thought I was a bitter Pinterest-hating crone who sat in my cave making pins fail on purpose so I could write about them.
home
It’s weird being in a house for so long that doesn’t actually have any walls, or bathroom even.
leaky faucet
We’re talking about plumbers and how, in so many cases, you really don't need them or their straight-outta-Central-Casting sagging jeans.
diy
If there is one person that truly gets the shaft on this experiment, it’s my boyfriend.
home
Even if we had wanted to give up, we hadn’t quite figured out how to.
your weekly organasm
I’ve decided to come up with a game plan to avoid having to deal with a mess of this magnitude again
travel
A list of stuff I will just start keeping in my bag at all times, probably in that suit flap thing where people with real jobs keep their nice outfits.
Julieanne in
DIY,
travel,
packing,
trips,
advice,
julieanne smolinski is a lunatic,
UTIs,
baggage of the emotional and non emotional variety
Apr 1, 2013 at 10:00am | 222 comments
pinterest
Most of you know how I feel about Pinterest. I don’t know how many of you follow my “I don’t believe you board,” but there have been some doozies.
plants
Plants that won't hurt your pet -- for maximum drama and minimal poison.
Somer Sherwood in
DIY,
plants,
cats,
dogs,
pets,
not killing pets,
not killing and or killing plants,
non-toxic plants for pets
Mar 14, 2013 at 10:30am | 48 comments
pets
I’ve had people tell me that eating raw chicken makes their dog really happy, but you know what else makes them really happy? Eating used sanitary pads.
