This one's for all you loyal xoJaners in the Southern Hemisphere!
But it's the greatest underwear there ever was. Warning: There are a lot of bare butts in this post, none of them mine.
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It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. The paint spot on these jeans? High school play, 1999.
Sometimes I pick up a garment in a really cheap clothing store and am bowled over by the horrible “burning tire” smell emanating from it. According to Greenpeace, that smell is caused by straight-up toxic chemicals.
Flip-flops are morally wrong, unsanitary and dumb.
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Hold on you guys because I am about to BLOW your MINDS with how awesome this look can be.
While size 8 forms are fine for making clothes for fit models, manufacturers seem to have forgotten that the human body just doesn't "scale up" in uniform increments when it gets larger.
Here's some creepy eyeball stuff for gorgeous ghoulies. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Keep your Hawaiian print away from me, thx.
My brain hurts -- so let's just let the cool co-founder (an ex-Jane magazine intern!) talk.
Huh huh huh huh huh, I said DICK.
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Whatever they looked like, I’m sure my bag and shoes were silly and I clearly never wore/used either one of them again.
I literally spent ALL DAY assembling this list for you so YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE IT.
There is nothing I love more than dressing the exact opposite of what the seasons and the fashion mags decree.
You know those women who can open their closets, pull out a few things and voila! they look amazing and effortless? I am not one of those women.
Is your swimsuit constantly riding up your va-junga and showing the world your ta-tas? MINE, TOO! Put on an extended length swimsuit and GET OVER IT ALREADY.
I just stumbled over the website, and let me tell you -- this place has STOOD THE TEST OF TIME.