Huh huh huh huh huh, I said DICK.
shoppables
the jane dough
Whatever they looked like, I’m sure my bag and shoes were silly and I clearly never wore/used either one of them again.
fatshion
I literally spent ALL DAY assembling this list for you so YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE IT.
style
There is nothing I love more than dressing the exact opposite of what the seasons and the fashion mags decree.
body acceptance
You know those women who can open their closets, pull out a few things and voila! they look amazing and effortless? I am not one of those women.
shoppables
Is your swimsuit constantly riding up your va-junga and showing the world your ta-tas? MINE, TOO! Put on an extended length swimsuit and GET OVER IT ALREADY.
clothes
I just stumbled over the website, and let me tell you -- this place has STOOD THE TEST OF TIME.
high waisted
My high-waisted bikini is making me feel worse about my shape and I want to set it on fire. Or at least angrily return it.
fashion
Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.
workers
Garment workers are dying because of unsafe working conditions and employers who choose to ignore regulations and laws. So yes, it matters to me where my clothes were made.
shoppables
Is your swimsuit constantly riding up your va-junga and showing the world your ta-tas? MINE, TOO! Put on an extended length swimsuit and GET OVER IT ALREADY.
clothes
I just stumbled over the website, and let me tell you -- this place has STOOD THE TEST OF TIME.
high waisted
My high-waisted bikini is making me feel worse about my shape and I want to set it on fire. Or at least angrily return it.
fashion
Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.
workers
Garment workers are dying because of unsafe working conditions and employers who choose to ignore regulations and laws. So yes, it matters to me where my clothes were made.
clothing
When you have some advice, you can find me at Target, buying my 100th $7.99 "Favorite Tee." Heeeeeeeeeeeelp.
boobs
I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.
fatkinis
There's a high-waisted galaxy-print bikini, for one. Also Gabi is very pretty, but that is nothing new.
nightgowns
Besides glamourosity, the biggest advantage to nighties are how ridiculously comfortable they are.
gardenista
It was time to clean out the closet, drastically and once-and-for-all. I was sick of feeling as if my clothes owned me. I know ten pieces sounds pretty draconian, but more minimal is always more peaceful.
men's clothing
As if I'd let gender "rules" govern how I dress myself.
fashion
Apparently, we regularly wear only 20% of the clothes in our wardrobes. I can relate. CLOTHING CODE RED.
fatshion
FINALLY THIS IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION IS ANSWERED. BY ME.
apocalypse
Let's get resurrected!
retail
It's a definite sign of getting older when your brand loyalty changes.
shorts
I feel like dumpy sex Urkel in these things.
saving money
I've set up some rules for myself and unless I can check off every damn one, I'm not allowed to buy whatever it is that I'm considering buying.
