The New Sofia By Sofia Vergara Shape Wear Is So Fly, I Am Considering Just Wearing It Solo

Underwear as outerwear is totally this line's vibe.

Jun 25, 2013 at 1:30pm | Leave a comment

 
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We ambushed Jane in her office because we were super stoked about our new shape wear. Sorry Jane! 

 
Can we talk about Sofia Vergara for a second? We can all agree that she looks slammin’ pretty much all the time always. I don’t think I’ve ever really seen her in one of those horrible Star Magazine spreads that are all like, "Oh Look! We caught a celebrity looking not fabulous!" -- because, guess what haters? This woman always looks out-of-control gorgeous. Oh, and she is funny as hell, too. 
 
Obviously, I'd kinda like to look like her. 
 
Obviously, I am a tiny ant with no sexy accent. 
 
So, I was pretty stoked when I found out about the Sofia by Sofia Vergara Shape Wear collection by Kmart Fashion. This woman knows what she is talking about when it comes to blowing minds with hotness. When we got these in the office, I stopped responding to freelancers (sorry, guys) and ran straight to the editor's office to strip down to my skivvies and jump right into these totally glam pieces. Needless to say, Corynne was not pleased. But whatever.
 
In fact, as I write this, I'm wearing them. Right now, I am wearing these:
 
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Sofia by Sofia Vergara  Women's Boy Short Shaper

 
Honestly, I'm fighting the urge to take off my dress and just wear these without anything over them. The black lace detail is really awesome and I know that shapewear is supposed to be high waisted to keep you all tucked in, but we all know that high waisted stuff is SO COOL. OK, I think I actually have worked these into an outfit, but I think it's weekend wear, not office attire. Right?
 
MOVING ON. 
 
Well, actually not moving on because I would totally wear this out of the house as well. However, for a more serious tuck, you can wear this:
 
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Sofia by Sofia Vergara  Women's Torsette Slip Shaper

 
This is a full-body situation that is also totally stunning. I am a body-con kinda girl and I cannot WAIT to wear this under every super tight Tina Turner dress I own.
 
Lastly, and you KNOW you bought a summer romper this year, you are going to need one of these:
 
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Sofia by Sofia Vergara  Women's Body Briefer Shaper

 
I love one pieces, you all know that, and this piece is definitely going underneath every one I own -- because I want to look like Wonder Woman this summer and she was FIT AS HELL. Emily tried this one and said it was really comfortable. She also said that it could double as lingerie which is a huge compliment coming from her because she DOES NOT fool around when it comes to sexy underthings.
 
All right, I think we all need to put our clothes back on and get back to work.
 
This post is sponsored by Sofia by Sofia Vergara Shape Wear, which I am still wearing as I write this because I'm only inspired to write about things that are actually awesome to wear.