If xoJane favorite Gabi Fresh, pictured here in her 2012 fatkini, doesn't inspire you to put on a bikini this summer, then you are most likely a robot. And despite what Yo Gabba Gabba is shamelessly teaching children, robots are not our friends. DON'T TRUST ROBOTS, KIDS.
Last summer, I debuted my own size 14 bikini, sunning my pasty navel for the first time in human memory.
This year, inpired by Gabi and the prospect of taking more half-naked photos of myself and showing them to the world, I would like to repeat the exercise. That adorable bikini from Unique Vintage treated me well last time, so I am going back to them to pick out this year's suit. Let me know which one of the below you'd most like to see bisecting my back fat. (I'm sorry I keep talking about my back fat. It's just a funny term.)
Please put your choice in the comments or feel free to suggest something else. Or just talk about how hot Gabi Fresh is to prove you're not a robot. (You can her her amazing bikini here.)