Help Me Choose This Year's Plus-Size Bikini

Inspired by Gabi Fresh's smoking "fatkini."
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Inspired by Gabi Fresh's smoking "fatkini."

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If xoJane favorite Gabi Fresh, pictured here in her 2012 fatkini, doesn't inspire you to put on a bikini this summer, then you are most likely a robot. And despite what Yo Gabba Gabba is shamelessly teaching children, robots are not our friends. DON'T TRUST ROBOTS, KIDS.

Last summer, I debuted my own size 14 bikini, sunning my pasty navel for the first time in human memory.

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This year, inpired by Gabi and the prospect of taking more half-naked photos of myself and showing them to the world, I would like to repeat the exercise. That adorable bikini from Unique Vintage treated me well last time, so I am going back to them to pick out this year's suit. Let me know which one of the below you'd most like to see bisecting my back fat. (I'm sorry I keep talking about my back fat. It's just a funny term.)

The choices!

1. Navy & Red 50's Style High Waisted Red Daisy Bikini Swimsuit

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2. Navy & Red Two-Piece Bow Frannie Swimsuit

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3. Black & White Striped Amelia Two Piece Bikini Swimsuit

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4. Red & White Polka Dot Cyndy Two Piece Swimsuit

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Please put your choice in the comments or feel free to suggest something else. Or just talk about how hot Gabi Fresh is to prove you're not a robot. (You can her her amazing bikini here.)