Even if pieces like these aren't exactly up your alley, you have to admit that someone cared enough about the human form to lovingly render it in felt, and that's kind of awesome. Fair warning, though: you might as well consider this whole piece not safe for work. Or possibly dignity.
Sterling Silver Vulva Earrings
Wear to: Dinner with your parents when you're trying to subtly suggest that they should stop trying to set you up with their friends' kids. Far less dramatic than a "STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, MOM" meltdown.
Pair with: Blazer, distressed fast fashion shirt, skinny jeans, pumps, two-toned hair
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Blah Blah Blah"
Vagina Dentata Handbag
Wear to: A meeting with your CEO
Pair with: Button-down, cardigan, aggressively innocent expression
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Dinosaur"
Wear to: Coffee date with the girl who beat you out for valedictorian in high school
Pair with: Tiered skirt, peasant blouse, one of those weird flower crowns that people like to Photoshop onto pictures of Hugh Dancy
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Past Lives"
Female Reproductive System Belt Buckle
Wear to: Your hometown rodeo
Pair with: Thrifted flannel, Levi's, cowboy boots, a "Queer Rights are Reproductive Rights" button
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Gold Trans Am"
"I <3 My Vagina" Cell Phone Case
Wear to: Little Mix concert
Pair with: Sequined...everything
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Stephen"
Scrotum-Shaped Heating Pad
Wear to: Tailgating your alma mater's Homecoming game in November
Pair with: Toque, oversized college sweatshirt, flask of bottom-shelf whiskey
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Grow a Pear"
Penis Tongue Ring
Wear to: Nowhere. Please don't wear these as directed. Can you imagine eating anything larger than a grape while wearing these? Or kissing someone on the mouth? They are pretty cool, though, so maybe you could make them into a nose ring or convert them into thumbtacks.
Pair with: An equal sense of horror and awe at the things birthed by this wacky, wonderful Internet world
Corresponding Ke$ha jam: "Cannibal"