These Combs Infused With Coconut Oil Promise To Smooth Your Hair And Blow Your Mind

My hair is as thirsty as the next electrocution victim's, so I had to give Cricket's new collection a try.
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May 22, 2014
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coconut oil, keratin, combs, beauty tools, Cricket

Remember when it turned 2000 and we thought the world would
shut down with the ball-drop? And then, when it didn’t, everyone was real gung-ho about the 21st century and having all sorts of crazy technology
like flying cars? (Seriously, where are the flying cars? I was promised flying
cars!)

Well sure, lots of things were overestimated, but some weren’t.
We’ve got the electric car! We have online food delivery! Google Glass! And now, apparently, we have coconut oil- and keratin-infused hairstyling dingle-hoppers!

Does that sound crazy to you? It sounds a little crazy to
me. My hair is as thirsty as the next electrocution victim's, so needless to say, it did raise an eyebrow or two of mine. If there were a less gunky way to treat
my hair with coconut oil (because we all know that coconut oil is holy water
for your repentant hair’s soul), there is no feasible reason I would not try
it (granted no intricate machinery is involved because storage is a high-commodity in my medicine cabinet).

Then I came across Cricket’s Ultra Smooth collection of combs infused with coconut oil and keratin protein. I held the white combs in my hands for a
spell, thinking the word “infused” in my head so many times that it started to
lose all meaning.

How could this plastic object in my hand be INFUSED with
coconut oil and keratin protein?
I rubbed the plastic between my hands. No oily
residue. I am not even sure what keratin protein looks or feels like, so
whatever on that. But there was no odor of coconut to be detected. The plastic
itself was, indeed, ULTRA SMOOTH, which is just nice to feel, but as for the
oil-possessing claims, there’s just no way to tell.

I mean, in this age of The Future, yes, it is possible to
combine or infuse plastic and oil together. But most of the time, the oil needs
to be chemically altered for it to be able to mix in with the plastic. And even
then, you got a vat of oil and plastic, pour it into a comb-shaped mold (this is
how I imagine it is happening in some factory conveyor belt montage in my
head), and let it harden to form a solid object… the oil that is in the comb is
staying put, right? I’m sure that the coconut oil could be in the comb’s makeup, but
even rubbing the thing across your hair with the Jaws of Life probably won’t do
anything near as rubbing a dime-sized drop of coconut oil in your hands and
slicking it over your hair.

The combs claim:

• “Smoothly glides through hair” (check)

• “Helps add shine and silky finish” (I mean,
brushing your hair in general with do that, so check?)

• “Reduces frizz” (could be, depending on ionic
charges of the comb vs. your hair’s, to calm static)

• “Will not leave residue on hands” (yeah, no
kidding)

That being said, they’re pretty nice combs. The plastic has
a nice weight to it, doesn’t at all feel like a cheapy impulse purchase that
would snap in two after trying to detangle some disco-do. And again, they are
really smooth to the touch. I’ve dealt with freebie combs that you could run
your finger across the teeth and they would make a baby harp sound--after a few
uses, the teeth start to snap off and then the comb starts to look like a
jack-o-lantern.

Cricket's combs are at least heavy-duty workers, and they come in
four styles—a pick, a narrow-tooth “dressing” comb, a wide-tooth “conditioning”
comb, and a really wide-tooth detangler. Plus, at around $7 a pop, it’s not a bank
breaker to own a very nice comb that at one point in its production touched a
hair-repairing substance.

These combs will be available this summer from cricketco.com, so in the interim you can wrap your brain around how this product is even possible.