9/20/11: Clayton took this picture the week that I joined xoJane. My skin broke out in a mysterious rash that I hid under this hat.

10/10/11: This cheek breakout popped up in October and stuck around for the rest of 2011.

11/5/11: Here it is again, still hanging on in November.

12/8/11: In an act of desperation, I try extractions and a chemical peel...

12/8/11: Only to reveal a full face breakout that takes several weeks to clear.

12/27/11: Here are the unstoppable left-side cheek spots again, later that month.

1/10/12: "Can't stop, won't stop," says my acne.

1/15/12: Post-shower skin is always the worst.

2/23/12: This one was taken at Blow before a date, I think. It marks a rare moment in clear skin.

4/23/12: Here I am at the glamorous Loews Santa Monica Beach Hotel with spots and an alcohol allergy. Get in line boys!

5/3/12: Miraculously clear-skinned, but a bit aggressive on the "strong brows."

6/6/12: This month's pimples are all about the forehead region.