Does Anyone Else Get Massive Spa Etiquette Fear? ALSO, Are You Meant To Keep Your Pants On When You Have A Massage?

I’m scared because I never know quite how naked you’re meant to get. I’m almost certain that you’re not supposed to take your pants off, but that’s not the same as absolutely certain.
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I’m scared because I never know quite how naked you’re meant to get. I’m almost certain that you’re not supposed to take your pants off, but that’s not the same as absolutely certain.

I’m going for a massage next week, for the first time in about a zillion years, and I’m a bit scared. Not just because I use massages as a replacement for physical affection, and I’m always a bit worried I’ll get confused and try and spoon the therapist at the end of the treatment.

But, do I have my pants on?

But, do I have my pants on?

I’m scared because I never know quite how naked you’re meant to get. I’m almost certain that you’re not supposed to take your pants off, but that’s not the same as absolutely certain. I tend to err on the side of caution and keep them where they are, but what if every massage therapist I’ve ever had is thinking ‘God, what a prude. Everyone knows you lose your kecks for an Indian head massage.’

Of course, massages are just the tip of the iceberg. What do you do… when you’re having a bikini wax?