I have got some THINGS for you beauties that I just can’t wait any longer to share with you. Are you ready?
At department stores, make-up artists were always putting either extremely dark hues on me or gold. I don’t know why department store make-up artists love putting gold on my lips.
I believe that you’re only as sick as your secrets, so here, for all the world to see, is the essence of my beauty editor malpractice. Forgive me, y’all, for I have sinned.
What will happen if you don't "do" your hair? We'll go first!
The main thing I notice when I look back over the decade I've just graduated from, it's that I didn't know s@#% about styling myself in an attractive way.
Boobs and nipples are having a moment this week, amirite?
When it was done I put my clothes back on and felt befuddled and icky. I was not crying in a corner or anything, but I most definitely was not relaxed.
"Real Beauty" features and advertisements cleverly sell you products under the guise of body-positivity while actually reinforcing the idea that a woman's worth is based on the way she looks to others.
"Omg," I thought to myself, "What if I accidentally walk out of here with a real face tattoo? What an article THAT would be!"
They're cute, I guess. But they're so much wooorrrkkkk...
Everyone has woken up at some point in a bed without their usual beauty products on hand. Chances are queer women will have better choices when it comes to finding something to make themselves look presentable.
26 girls, a shit-ton of booze and late nights. HOLD ME.
Being angry all the time is messing up a lot of things, but it’s really messing up your skin.
How can I, an adult in a business casual environment, live any sort of mermaid life?
Sometimes you just want sparkly limbs, crazy-long nails and three layers of slept-in eyeliner -- and there's nothing wrong with that.
ACTUAL LAYERS of my skin peeled away while my stretch marks remained. They were indestructible.
For as long as I remember, I craved glamorous, enviable curls a la Rita Hayworth and Marilyn Monroe.