Zoe Eisenberg is a writer, editor and travel junkie who lives in Hawai'i and laughs at her own jokes. You can find her at SexyTofu.com where she writes about sex and vegetables, but never sex with vegetables.

Age: 25

Twitter: @sexytofublog 
Instagram: @zoahu 
What I Do, Job-wise: Play with words
What I Do, Fun-wise: Play with words (and kitchen equipment) 
My Motto: Weird is good.
My Anti-Motto:  “No.”
My "celebs to make out with" list: Jason Segel, Marion Cotillard, Seth Rogen before he lost all that grade A Jewish chub.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts:  “Cunt: A Declaration of Independence.”
My Most Worn Item Of Clothing: Man sweaters, fancy tights.
I Smell Like: Sunscreen
I Have Faked an Orgasm (yes/no): When I was younger...age has made me much more self involved.