Lest we kid ourselves into thinking that major surgery is a bed of roses on a sea of clouds, allow me to tell you about some of the decidedly less pleasant events of my life since surgery.
breast reduction
mental illness
This is who I am. I am a person who requires mental maintenance; it would be false of me to claim otherwise so why should I pretend to be something that I’m not?
Even if you have one of those 9 to 5 jobs I’ve heard about, everybody will eventually have to pull some kind of marathon session in their lifetime -- and these style ideas can definitely help you out.
I know you think you’re being nice by not explicitly stating that you’re not into me, but let’s be honest, no you’re not.
unpopular opinion
I used to think that if I just got really skinny, I would somehow magically like myself and stop hating what I saw when I looked in the mirror, but I’ve rapidly come to realize that this is a fantasy.
embarrassing moments
“How’s it going?” Matt Damon asks while looking at me like I’m INSANE and my mind goes blank.
A couple weeks ago I happened to be standing in the wrong place at the wrong time and the results were… ridiculous.