I was born in South Dakota and made it all the way to Nebraska before giving up. I’ve written for a living since 1996, mainly for tech and gaming outlets, but along the way kind souls have paid me to create everything from ginormous grant applications to full-length Shakespearean plays (complete with music).
Age: 38 Twitter: @tbyrlbaker (as you can see, I still haven’t found a use for Twitter yet)
Email: email@example.com What I Do, Job-wise: This. What I Do, Fun-wise: Play board games or watch irredeemably awful television when I’m not reading. My Motto: Lord willing and Jesus tarries. My Anti-Motto: The lyrics to “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.” The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Raquel Welch. Or Jane Seymour. Or Linda Carter. Whomever I saw first. My “celebs to make out with” list: Those who would make my wife most jealous. The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Where is My Mind?”, The Pixies. Last Book I Read without Skimming Any Parts: Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: My Marvin the Martian T-shirt. Beauty Products That I Hoard: Photoshop filters. I Smell Like: Old Spice, without the Spice.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only once, but I was alone and late for an appointment.