I blame Discovery Health channel for my fascination with abnormal anatomy. So far, my kid is the picture of health, but occasionally I'll find myself staring at a part of her body like it's an exhibit at the Mütter Museum.
I don't think I had a stitch of clothing on the upper portion of my body for the first few weeks that I was home from the hospital. It also happened to be the time when we had a never-ending flow of company. I did not give a shit.