Tasneem

I am many things, but more specifically, I am a quirky and outspoken brown lady (cis-female, 2nd generation Bangladeshi-American) who loves social justice and shiny things. The following anecdote about my pre-school years is a pretty good reference for who I am today:
 
I was the only one who could read, so I read books to my friends, even when they were about things I don't like, e.g. snakes and spiders. I learned how to wink by eating lime wedges. I loved dress-up and dolls as much as I loved Legos and superheroes. Apparently, I used to start each day by pushing around a little shopping cart, filling it gradually with every sparkly and/or shiny thing I could find. I wouldn't play with the objects I'd collected, I'd just sit there and admire the glitz and glimmer. I guess I've always been a magpie.
 
Age: I can pass for anything between 18 and 35.
Website: http://socialworkandglitter.blogspot.com
What I Do, Job-wise: IT maven/social worker
What I Do, Fun-wise: lounge singer extraordinaire/freelance writer/amateur costumer/ransacker of thrift shops in pursuit of designer duds and vintage goodies/gourmand, especially when it comes to fine cheeses and chocolates/intellectual discourse enthusiasm/ecydisiast afficionado/avid consumer of media
My Motto: In the words of the ever glorious RuPaul, "If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen?" Also: carpe diem.
My Anti-Motto: "I can't live without you." Also: YOLO.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On:  Michael J. Fox and Mark-Paul Gosselaar
My “celebs to make out with” list: the old guard - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the new guard - Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Levine, Rihanna, Christina Hendricks
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson and "The Ethical Slut" by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy. Currently in the middle of: "Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town" by Cory Doctorow
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: black t-shirt dress from H&M
Beauty Products That I Hoard: celebrity perfumes (my faves are Fantasy by Britney Spears, Reb'l Fleur by Rihanna, and Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift), Body Shop body butters (currently, I am stocked with mango, cocoa butter, vanilla, macadamia nut, satsuma, and pink grapefruit), Voluminous mascara, TIGI Rockaholic Dry Shampoo (or Suave Dry Shampoo in a pinch), an assortment of lip balms and glosses, chocolate scented anything
I smell like:  a delicious blend of brown sugar and various baked desserts 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Nope.