Tara Finch

I am a perpetually single mother of three, blogging on Tumblr under a username that changes every other day.
 
Age: 36 
 
What I Do, Job-wise: A paper-pusher in the pharmaceutical industry. 
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Browsing thrift stores, going to the movies by myself, cursing in traffic.
 
My Motto: "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me."
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride.
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: Robert Downey Jr., Tatiana Maslany.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Sleeping Sickness ~ by City and Colour
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Knee-high boots.
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Good mascara.
 
I smell like: Probably Lever 2000.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Of course. It's the quickest way to get out of a speeding ticket.