You can get results like these in just five dreadfully difficult years!
Sometimes it’s hard to be taken seriously when you’re a child-sized adult.

Mar 29, 2013 at 3:00pm | 316 comments

It had been 23 years since I last lived in a place without another person not blood-related to me also living there
how not to be a dick
Guess what? I don't want to be younger. Surprise!
valentine's day
When I was married, I had plenty of unromantic Valentine’s Days because my wasband didn’t care enough to make an effort. Now I'm single. Thank freaking God.