Bi

Age: 28

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steff-Metal/494885605281

Twitter: @steffmetal

Email: steff@steffmetal.com

What I Do, Job-wise: I'm a freelance writer, blogger and alternative wedding celebrant. I also run an online store specialising in funky socks – www.theasockalypse.com

What I Do, Fun-wise: blast loud, angry music, get into intricate debates online about said loud, angry music, attend festivals all over the world where loud, angry music is <>, have long intellectual debates with my cantankerous drummer husband, chase our cat, Chairman Meow, around our 4-acre lifestyle block, brew my own wine, crush on Sherlock Holmes, volunteer on archaeological excavations.

My Motto: "The game is afoot!"

My Anti-Motto: Heavy Metal, or not Metal at all. Wimps and Posers, leave the hall.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: I tend to fall for characters, rather than the actors who play them.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Benedict Cumberbatch, Mikael Åkerfeldt, Bernard Black, Emma Stone, 

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Right now its "Vodka" by Korpiklaani – because drinking is good for you, and you will feel awesome.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Kevin McLeods 43 Principals of Home.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: battered steel cap work boots

Beauty Products That I Hoard: black t-shirts. They are my armour.

I smell like: mosh pits and magnolias

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): No.