S.P. Wayne

Sele Peligro Wayne lives in Florida with a lovable but high strung pit mix, an evil fat cat, and her Karate Boyfriend. As SP Wayne, she writes gay fiction and spends most of her life in workout clothes but swears she cleans up nice. To date, she has survived a questionable childhood, a brain tumor, and getting an undergraduate degree in Psychology. She once worked in a zoo and was BFFs with a silverback gorilla. She'll finish that coffee for you if, you know, you're done drinking it? Thanks, hon.
 
Her second novel will be available in early 2014.
 
Twitter: @writethiswayne
 
Email: thewritewayne@gmail.com
 
Tumblr: spwayne.tumblr.com
 
Instagram: @squidhearts
 
What I Do, Job-wise: Every day I'm hustlin'. Also, writing.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise:  Write more, analyze fiction, read comic books, complain about comic books, tussle with my dog, go clubbing, work out in some stereotypically manly fashion.
 
My Motto: "Pirates could happen to anyone."
 
My Anti-Motto: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Yeah, no. Go walk through a coma ward and then get back to me on that one.
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: Shakira, Nicki Minaj, Gerard Way, and the hot glowering dude who hosts Silent Library. Google tells me his name is Zero Kazama.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Bikini Kill - Rebel Girl.
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Peter Pan In Kensington Gardens by J. M. Barrie
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black booty shorts intended for yoga class, beat up skater shoes, and my favorite black leather jacket.
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Chubby black eyeliner sticks[http://www.amazon.com/Rimmel-ScandalEyes-Shadow-Stick-Blackmail/dp/B00B7D10N0] and those lip balms shaped like eggs.
 
I smell like: Sweat, sugar, sex. 
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): It is against my personal religion to do such a thing.