If someone’s going to take time out of their day to tell me I didn’t give them a boner, they might as well put some thought into it.
I stepped on a used condom that adhered itself to the bottom of my shoe and was now a biohazard flailing around at my heel.
Greyscale Goods wants to handle that shit so you can stay looking fresh and unconstrained by gendered clothing options.
When I complimented her new hair color, there was mutual lingering eye contact. GAY LINGERING EYE CONTACT.