Sofia Barrett-Ibarria

Age: 23
What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, unicorn
What I Do, Fun-wise: Frolic
My Motto: “Do you serve unlimited breadsticks here?”
My Anti-Motto: “Let’s go to a ‘small plates’ restaurant”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Roseanne Barr
My “celebs to make out with” list: See previous
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: That song where Miley Cyrus mentions Jay-Z and how she loves America
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “Meaty” by Samantha Irby
Beauty Products I Hoard: Shoelaces
My Most Worn Item of Clothing:  The same three pairs of socks 
I smell like: The same three pairs of socks 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes. And I was really good at it.