Sofia Barrett-Ibarria

Age: 23
 
 
 
Email: sbarrettibarria@gmail.com
 
What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, unicorn
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Frolic
 
My Motto: “Do you serve unlimited breadsticks here?”
 
My Anti-Motto: “Let’s go to a ‘small plates’ restaurant”
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Roseanne Barr
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: See previous
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: That song where Miley Cyrus mentions Jay-Z and how she loves America
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “Meaty” by Samantha Irby
 
Beauty Products I Hoard: Shoelaces
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing:  The same three pairs of socks 
 
I smell like: The same three pairs of socks 
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes. And I was really good at it.