What I Do, Job-wise: Advertising
What I Do, Fun-wise: Read trashy blogs/magazines, watch awful reality TV, spend quality time with a 16 month old girl and her sexy dad
My Motto: Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Tom Cruise as Maverick in Top Gun
My “celebs to make out with” list: Xabi Alonso
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Northbound Breakdown by Lifetime
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Skinny jeans, David Bowie T-shirt
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Burt's Bees
I Smell Like: Grapefruit and/or peppermint
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Of course, of course
It Happened to Me: I Had a Baby With My Husband's Best Friend 121
I'm Finally Revealing My Name and Face As the Duke Porn Star
I CAN'T: A Craigslist Ad For You Guys To Rip to Pieces
I Used to Be a Fascist Vegan, But Now I Have to Eat Meat
I'm So Tired of Men Always Being Right About Everything
Sometimes I Don’t Feel Feminine Because I Have Small Boobs
How Not To Be A Dick To An Atheist
I'm Not Attracted To Hot Guys
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