I don’t want to read about another crying actress attached to a fake penis.
nail polish
Since gin is in my blood I will forgive it for the times that it has induced me to write out the lyrics of the Dawson’s Creek theme in ill-advised messages to men. And now, with this manicure, you too will have something to admire when your thumbs drink and dial.

Jul 3, 2012 at 6:00pm | 144 comments

You’ve got a better chance of figuring out if someone’s had sex or not by looking at their knees.
being a good friend
When a friend started talking about getting a nose job, I felt like a hypocrite. Despite all my championing of choices, I wanted to talk her out of it.