What I Do, Job-wise: Have you seen the movie Secretary? It is kind of like that, only without the sexual, sadomastic overtones and James Spader.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Impromptu dance parties. Webbing for weird. Creating innovative vegetarian cuisine. Movie marathons.
My Motto: "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind." - Kurt Vonnegut
My Anti-Motto: It could always be worse.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jeremy Licht (the brainy twin from The Hogan Family)
My “celebs to make out with” list: John Slattery, Robert Downey, Jr., Bill Murray, Alec Baldwin… Hmmm, so it turns out that I do I have a type.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Digital Animal – Honey Claws
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A red polo dress that brings all the boys to the yard
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything under $10 that promises to reduce frizz
I smell like: Bvlgari Red Tea perfume and sunshine.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A lady never tells.
Um, Everybody Else "Experimented" With Their Female Friends, Right? 0
I’ll Try Anything Once: Hot Pink Pubes 0
It Happened To Me: I Was a Battered Wife 0
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized
30 Is the New 50: "Old Age" is Killing My Dating Life
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Too Poor For An Abortion
I Dumped A Friend Because She Spanked Her Kids
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And All Anyone Noticed Is That I'm Fat
I’m A Conservative GOP Mom Who Buys Weed For My 12-Year-Old Son
A Plea From An Oversharing Facebook Parent -- Instead of Telling Us To STFU, Why Not Cut Us a Break?
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