What I Do, Job-wise: Have you seen the movie Secretary? It is kind of like that, only without the sexual, sadomastic overtones and James Spader.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Impromptu dance parties. Webbing for weird. Creating innovative vegetarian cuisine. Movie marathons.
My Motto: "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind." - Kurt Vonnegut
My Anti-Motto: It could always be worse.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jeremy Licht (the brainy twin from The Hogan Family)
My “celebs to make out with” list: John Slattery, Robert Downey, Jr., Bill Murray, Alec Baldwin… Hmmm, so it turns out that I do I have a type.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Digital Animal – Honey Claws
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A red polo dress that brings all the boys to the yard
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything under $10 that promises to reduce frizz
I smell like: Bvlgari Red Tea perfume and sunshine.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A lady never tells.
Um, Everybody Else "Experimented" With Their Female Friends, Right? 0
I’ll Try Anything Once: Hot Pink Pubes 0
It Happened To Me: I Was a Battered Wife 0
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Have Student Loans And I Don’t Feel Bad For People Who Do
I Don't Know How to Talk to White People About Ferguson
I Accidentally Sent The Cruelest Text I've Ever Sent to the Very Friend Who I Was Trashing -- While She Was Sitting Right Next to Me
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Ridiculous And Annoying
Everything You Think You Know About Poverty Is Wrong
The 10 Kinds of Trolls You Will Encounter When Talking About Mike Brown
2 Years After Meeting My Son, I am Finally, Officially His Legal Mother
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