Samantha Morgenstern

Samantha Morgenstern

Age: 23

Twitter: @Samantha_Blake1

What I Do, Job-wise: I am a second-year law student, The Fender Music Foundation and Picturehealing.com intern, and a freelance writer on occasion.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Spend way too much money on concert tickets. And then I attend said concerts and have a kick ass time so then I spend more money on concert tickets. It’s a vicious cycle that will never end.

My Motto: “Carpe diem that shit.”

My Anti-Motto: “I look fat today [subtext: tell me how hot I am]!”

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Nighttime-The xx

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Giant bras.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Lip balm. TLC might have to come help me dig myself out of my apartment.

I smell like: Gucci Guilty. One spritz and I’m a dude magnet. The right dudes almost never flock to me, but when they do, I attribute their attraction to this perfume. 

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): HELLZ NO. Never. Don’t let guys think they know what they’re doing when they have absolutely no idea.