What I Do, Job-wise: Book editor
What I Do, Fun-wise: Drink, spend my wages on MAC lipstick, search for the perfect burger, read YA fiction, try to write YA fiction.
My Motto: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars (Wilde, natch)
My Anti-Motto: How can you not like Britney Spears? (Lindsay Lohan)
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Macaulay Culkin (in My Girl - awkward...)
My “celebs to make out with” list: Joaquin Phoenix. The end.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Here Comes My Baby - Cat Stevens; Amerie - 1 Thing
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Fault in Our Stars, John Green
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: American Apparel body con dresses, Jeffrey Campbell platform boots, M&S cotton knickers
Beauty Products That I Hoard: MAC Lady Danger lipstick, YSL Touche Eclat, Max Factor Masterpiece Max mascara, Rimmel liquid eyeliner (been wearing it since I was 15...still a classic)
I smell like: Ricci Ricci, by Nina Ricci
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, sorry.
Rose Defends Her Terrifying Fake Nails 53
I'm Finally Revealing My Name and Face As the Duke Porn Star
I CAN'T: A Craigslist Ad For You Guys To Rip to Pieces
I Used to Be a Fascist Vegan, But Now I Have to Eat Meat
I'm So Tired of Men Always Being Right About Everything
Sometimes I Don’t Feel Feminine Because I Have Small Boobs
I'm Not Attracted To Hot Guys
Lupita Is Gorgeous And White America Is Stunned
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