Robyn Wilder co-founded, the website of hilarious disagreements. She’s also a writer and editor, and once won a Guardian blogging award, but it was withdrawn the next day. Robyn Wilder’s life is the WORST. She’s from everywhere but lives in London, stands about yea high and is roughly the colour of a nice milky cup of tea.

Age: Assuming that one’s twenties run into the teens, MID-TWENTIES.

Twitter: @orbyn

What I Do, Job-wise: Write and edit the internet and sometimes magazines.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Wrestling inertia, yodelling in the shower, pizza, playlisting, and coffee.

My Motto: People shouldn’t be idiots when I’m premenstrual.

My Anti-Motto: I’m passionate about awesomifying your brand conversion paradigm.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Dudley Moore as an elf in Santa Claus: The Movie. Look, shut up.

My “celebs to make out with” list: See above :(

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins. I mean NIETSZCHE.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black skinny jeans.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Got so many Rose Vaselines I keep some at my aunt’s house.

I smell like: Green.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): No. NO! NO! NO! Oh, Jesus, no. *Lights cigarette.