home decor
Some people chose themes like 'the ocean' as their inspiration. Other people choose 'testicles.'
anxiety
The problem with being anxious is that monotony is your only option.
in

Aug 22, 2014 at 5:00pm | 27 comments

childhood crushes
To this day Faneuil Hall, Greek mythology, and "Empire Records" all still give me the faintest of lady boners.
cramps
The boy behind me was singing the theme from "JAWS" as the blood crept down my thighs. Sadly, no shark took his young life.
in

Aug 18, 2014 at 5:00pm | 428 comments

anxiety
The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up surrounded by happy sleeping people. You hear everyone breathe and your throat gets tight and sad because you are missing out. Your brain is making you miss out.
in

Aug 14, 2014 at 6:00pm | 29 comments

black dresses
“Come on in, you guys!” I shrieked from the hotel pool, little black dress transformed by the water into a mermaid’s flowing hair. “It feels great!” They watched but they didn’t come in. I didn’t feel ashamed. I felt invigorated and ready to run snarling into whatever the future saw fit to offer. I also felt very drunk.
in

Aug 12, 2014 at 6:00pm | 25 comments

anxiety
Why stop at two Nyquils when three will REALLY fix things? This is also a philosophy I apply to cakes, break and bake cookies, glasses of wine, boxes of Lemonheads, and kisses from my boyfriend.
in

Aug 7, 2014 at 6:00pm | 41 comments

childhood crushes
After school, I’d get my bike and cycle by the mansion where Pat lived. The road turned into a hill right before his house and I’d pump and sweat my way past, praying he didn’t see me, praying he did.
anxiety
What do I do if he breaks my heart? Am I ready to be shattered into a million pieces when I’ve only just started pulling myself together?
in

Jul 31, 2014 at 5:00pm | 19 comments

relationships
“Who are you writing about this week?” You, I want to say. I’m writing about you. Every single time I write about anyone else it’s about you.
in

Jul 30, 2014 at 5:00pm | 42 comments